Ode to the Everything Bagel

The bagel that tempts me on the file cabinet...you know I hate you right?

I ate a vegetable laden, healthy lunch followed by a dream to hit the streets for a run, but then you looked my way and now I can't forget about you.

So, I gave in,  I did it.  I couldn't help it.  I ate you and now I hate you. 

I didn't need you...not at 3pm in the afternoon.  Nope.  But you sat there staring at me all day. 

Everything bagel, your ego is large as you try to be all bagels at one time.

You have won.